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>>>Available immediately:
>>>Thirty Nine positions at Higher Source, a web site development and
>>>production house.  Our business has really taken off like a comet and
>>>we now have quite a few positions to fill.
>>>The individuals at the core of our group have worked closely together
>>>for over 20 years. During those years, each of us has developed a high
>>>degree of skill and know-how through personal discipline and concerted
>>>effort.
>>>We try to stay positive in every circumstance and put the good of a
>>>project above any personal concerns or artistic egos. By sustaining
>>>this attitude and conduct, we have achieved a high level of efficiency
>>>and quality in our work. This crew-minded effort, combined with
>>>ingenuity and creativity, have helped us provide advanced solutions at
>>>highly competitive rates.
>>>Based in Rancho Santa Fe, California (near San Diego), we provide
>>>excellent opportunity for advancement to a higher place.  In fact all
>>>of our employees have recently been promoted.
>>>We provide free clothing, Nike tennis shoes, pudding, apple sauce and
>>>vodka. You must supply your own PhenoBarbital.  Every employee is
>>>issued a large purple cloth, the purpose of which will become clear.
>>>Free haircuts too!
>>>No experience is necessary.  We will train you to work and think
>>>within our business model.
>>>ID is required.  Abduction experiences a plus.
>>>We are looking for real team players.
>>>Please send resumes to bunchowackos@highersource.com.