Top Fives' List
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Top Five Reasons Anatomy is the Best
5. No better feeling than a prof bringing people over to see your dissection.
4. Now you get all the El-Bermani jokes.
3. Get to hold a person s heart in your hands without having to become a surgeon.
2. Can drop words like inferior fibular retinaculum and ligamentum flavum and sound really smart.
1. Finally get to spend every afternoon with that hot guy/girl you always wanted to talk to.
Top Five Reasons Anatomy is the Worst
5. No worse feeling than watching a prof tear your group's body apart bare-handed and getting graded on it later.
4. Now you have to actually deal with El-Bermani.
3. Got stuck in a group with a wannabe surgeon (Nuff said).
2. Still have no clue what words like "inferior fibular retinaculum and ligamentum flavum mean.
1. All the hours with that hot guy/girl are spent reeking of preservative and covered in organ juice.
Top Five Reasons Physical Diagnosis 2 is the Best (so far)
5. Finally back in the hospitals more than just Tuesday afternoons.
4. Look like hot sh** spinning your reflex hammer walking down the hall.
3. Patients will tell you everything because you have that white coat on.
2. The little blue card has just about all of the stuff you need to check written on it.
1. Get some real practice looking in eyes, percussing livers, and taking pulses.
Top Five Reasons Physical Diagnosis 2 is the Worst (so far)
5. You practically have to leave Tuesday night to make it to your hospital on time Wednesday morning.
4. Having a hard time explaining to the docs why you're pulling your reflex hammer out of the patient's eye.
3. Patients will expect you to know everything because you have that white coat on.
2. There is absolutely, positively no smooth way to use the little blue card with an actual patient.
1. Despite practice, still can't see a thing in the eyes, all your percussion sounds the same, and now you've become convinced that the popliteal pulse doesn't even exist.