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The 10 Worst Places in Boston to Need CPR

Ryan Morrissey M '07

10. In front of your ex-boy/girlfriend: "Oh, don't even pull that crap on me!" (even if that #@*!$ helps, the PTSD that will follow gives me shivers)

9. On the T: "Next stop: Charles/MGH"

8. On a sailboat: "…"

7. In Chinatown: "…"

6. The Beer Works during a Sox/Yanks game: "Go Sox!"

5. Anywhere during a Sox/Yanks game: "Go Sox! Let's go burn something!"

4. Tufts Dental Building: "You're f--d, dude"

3. Before an MD/MBA: "Is anyone here a doctor?"

2. Wearing a Yankees hat in Boston: "Serves 'em right, stoopit Yankees fan"

1. Sackler: "Um, all I know is the diaphragm is innervated by the phrenic…you're f--d, dude"