*if Thomas plays 150 games and Timo plays none
*if Shingo and Rowand (in
CF) overcome 88 years of regression
to the mean
*if Paulie is Paulie, Buehrle is Buerle, and Crede is Brett
*if Uribe channels the best of Gullen (defense),
but walks more than twice
a month
*if Podsednik finds 2003, Garcia
finds 2001, and Everett
finds 1999
*if Wille Harris finds his toothpick
*if Duque is Luque and Contreras
is Tiant
*if Jermaine Dies
*if Iguchi? is Ichiro! (and not Kazuo)
*if Joe Borchard needs to buy a ticket to get in the park
*if Kenny Williams doesn't trade for Roberto Alomar on July 15th